tag, i'm it

so my friend Maddster123 the butt she is tagged me in a thing
now i have to do things
uwegh 

Here are the rules:
One. You must post these rules.
Two. Each person has to share ten facts about themselves.
Three. Answer the ten questions from the person who tagged you and make up ten questions for the ten people you tag.
Four. Choose ten people and include them in your journal.
Five. Go to their page and inform that they have been tagged by you.
Six. Not like "You are tagged if you read this".
Seven. You have to legitimately tag ten people.
Eight. No tag backs.
Nine. You can not say that you do not do tags.
Ten. You MUST make a journal (no comments.)

wery strict wules ..n..
but rules are rules and rules
so anyway on with it

Facts
>i'm awesome
>that was a lie
>okay so was that
>ginger people are the best
>i love you people who spend time to actually read what i have put here and what i say...write...TYPE
>i like food
>food is a good thing
>you should read homestuck
>go watch Supernatural now

okie? good enough facts? I SAY YES

now for my dear sweet friend's questions to me and my fellow friends... of hers... (\*~*/)

1) how old are you? 
4000

2) what annoys you the most?
ummm, people who are dicks? 

3)HELP  OH MY GOD ZOMBIE ATTACK GRAB WHATEVER IS TO YOUR RIGHT AND SMASH THEM
which one of the items to my right? i have many things on my right, like a bin, a stack of 32 school books, tooth paste, a mustache?
oh right it's surposed to be an imergency... UMM TOOTHPASTE
minty fresh

4) how do you slice cucumbers?
with my face

5) favourite character out of everything?
me

6) how would you react if i duct taped an oreo to a brick and threw it at
you?
i'd probably catch it with my face...
7) best insult?
well your a panda
(wat? insults are mean)

8)  have you ever peed yourself in public? dont lie you worthless scum.
_Noooooo  :bademoticon: 

9) WHAT IS IT EREN? 
BANANA PHONE

10) the funniest thing you've ever seen? 
YOUR FACE
nah umm, idek, the fact i'm still alive somehow?

NOW My questions.... umm ... gek

now my tagees